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"I started running away when I was five years old. It wasn’t until I was an adult that I realized what I really wanted was somebody to come after me when I was running away."

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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(via lesliecrusher)

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savagechickens:

Dulled.
More job satisfaction.
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"You’re feeling empty, right? That’s because you’re trying to please everyone else. You’re giving little bits of yourself away to everyone, trying to make sure everyone gets some of you. But then there is no you left for you. You’ve poured yourself out to everyone else. That’s why you feel so fucking empty."

- My therapist and also the most wise words someone has ever told me (via oblivious-thinking)

(via heswithyou)

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Because I believe everyone should get to see themselves reflected on TV. EVERYONE. And because I love all my gay and lesbian friends. AND because I think same-sex marriage is the civil rights fight of our era and back when being a person of color was the civil rights fight, people like Norman Lear put black people on TV and helped change some minds. So you know, it’s gotta be paid forward. As long as we are willing to sit by while one person is not free, none of us are free.

And FINALLY: because as long as someone feels like it is okay to ask the question “why all the gay people on your shows”, then there is still a HUGE problem that needs to be solved. It’s like asking “Why all the black people on your shows”. (Which is, in fact, why there are also a lot of people of color on my shows . Cause people keep asking. Like it’s unusual. Which means we have a LONG way to go). Okay, done preaching.

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- Shonda Rhimes, after being asked “Why all the gay people on your shows?” by a viewer. (via itsadamparker)

(via rickcastallion)

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"If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?"

- One of the most eye opening things I’ve read in a while (via agirlnamedally)

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butt-secs:

eatcleantrainharder:

So there’s a guy at my gym who draws these on a weekly basis and I don’t want it to stop
Part 3

The t-rex one is hella funny cos if you go to the gym the TRX machines are like strictly upper body

(via staticforkatic)

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combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

(via staticforkatic)

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thatfunnyblog:

 


MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

DUDE

thatfunnyblog:

 

MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

DUDE

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cthonical:

meh-guh:

I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other

YES GOOD PLS

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

"I can’t chat people up."

^ ACTUALLY ME

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whatsbetterthanfantasy:

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT

(via staticforkatic)

Source: oddhour